The McDonald’s ‘M’ look like this in the USA
Like this in the UK
Like this in Australia
Like this in New Zealand
And like this in South Africa
But in Canada it looks like this
fuck yeah canada
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I can never get enough of this
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
That is a horror that may never again be recreated.
photobomb from beyond the grave
okay but when you flip it you get
HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT
this website i swear
Reblogging again for that comment.
when he licks his lips seductively
Drugs Under The Microscope
These are actually gorgeous
petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’