A Random Mess
there is something that I never understood…

tired-and-fabulous:

kendralynora:

The McDonald’s ‘M’ look like this in the USA

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Like this in the UK

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Like this in Australia

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Like this in New Zealand

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And like this in South Africa

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But in Canada it looks like this

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fuck yeah canada

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

crappierpasta:


fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

Reblogging again for that comment.

crappierpasta:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

Reblogging again for that comment.

meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
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connorkawaii:

bells-up-fhorn:

Do you hear the people sing

assassin’s creed unity looks awesome

connorkawaii:

bells-up-fhorn:

Do you hear the people sing

assassin’s creed unity looks awesome

tabortrillion:

jordanskindakool:

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

Woah

These are actually gorgeous

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

condom:

damn

condom:

damn