A Random Mess

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

starmystic:

westcoast-mermaid:

NO THIS CAN NOT BE FOR REAL

Woah

starmystic:

westcoast-mermaid:

NO THIS CAN NOT BE FOR REAL

Woah

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

benedictervention:

britishmenarehot:

fyeahfreebatch:

darlingbenny:

ben’s introduction in the bbc book tho

image

And then there’s Martin’s intro to The Hobbit Visual Companion.

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this gives me wobbles

They just have so much respect and love for each other.

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo