sbahjification:

neocarleen:

llisbeth-salamanderr:

“Love the fetus, hate the child.”

America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.

Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?

#I think we make fun of Canadians so much because secretly we want to be them

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

Tulip fields in Netherlands

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

dontgigglesherlock:

thetimelordwithnoname:

timey-wimey-avenger:

drunj:

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

if you’re rude i hate you

i hate you

rude

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

pedrolourenco:

re-make/re-model
(now it can rest in peace)

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

superblys:

superblys:

what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it

got more notes than you expected

wait a fUCKINg SECONd

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.